winterene ([info]winterene) wrote,
@ 2009-10-28 22:30:00
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How to Stop Masturbating So Much
Camping out here on Callowhill in Philly, and something occurs to me.

There's probably guys out there struggling with too much masturbation. I got over that when I was a teenager, but others might not have it so easy.

Well, when you are sleeping in a car a night, masturbation is not really safe (you risk detection and arrest), so if you get that urge it's easy to shrug it off. Driving around looking for privacy is not really worth it, unless you've got a real hard-core compulsion, I supposed.

So the question is, how can I monetize this revelation and help countless men out there stop masturbating?



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[info]tunnicliffe
2009-10-29 02:59 am UTC (link)
Dude, that's a stroke of genius!

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[info]vinylchances
2009-10-29 03:35 am UTC (link)
Wow, you are brilliant.

I wish I could whack off a little piece of your brain.

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